whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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