Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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