Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Someone shit on the floor
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
