but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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