i think i have herpe
just one?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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