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(707): View more from California

I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.

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(585): View more from New York

okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.

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(315): View more from New York

we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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(904): View more from Florida

He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.

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(917): View more from New York City

He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."

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(607): View more from New York

I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.

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(905): View more from Ontario

My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"

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