Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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