so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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