Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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