3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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