Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
this hospital has no fireball
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh god it's open bar.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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