This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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