I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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