Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
