Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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