can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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