i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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