We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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