idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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