Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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