Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's blow job season.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
