Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
