ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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