never play flip cup with pint glasses
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
