A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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