SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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