so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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