Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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