Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Randomize
