i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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