i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You have to summon your inner elephant
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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