YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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