hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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