yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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