he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
tell me about the eggs
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