I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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