If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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