Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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