I'm jealous of your bromance
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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