Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Everclear isn't food dammit
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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