apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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