Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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