he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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