The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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