im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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