Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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