The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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