D3 body, D1 cock
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just took my morning after pill in the library
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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