he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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