i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
